Tip: When hammering in tent pegs, always hammer them at a right angle to the guy line, and always strike firmly and squarely along the shaft to prevent bending the peg.
I wouldn't even eat that at gunpoint. I genuinely wouldn't, because I couldn't. So much veg [feels ill]
but dried apricots and nuts :(
this is joe....its more likely to be a gin and tonic
What is the thing underneath the Chinese cabbage leaf, top right?
bit too healthy for my liking
It's sausages.
I love how my comment is still Serials signiture :D
Needs drowning in chilli sauce too, to give it some flavour.
They're pretty to look at. They're versatile. You can honk them. You can slap them. You can stick your willy in between them. You can bury your head in them. They produce milk, ideal for a post-coital drink. When accompanied with clothes you can stick a pen or other bric-a-brac between them for storage purposes. They're hypnotic. When in the middle of sexytime and they're shaking and bouncing all over the shop, like some sort of beautiful milky ocean or two boob-shaped aeroplanes experiencing major turbulance.
