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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #100 on: February 01, 2010, 09:35:48 PM »
he wants a book not a glorified paperweight

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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #101 on: February 01, 2010, 09:40:30 PM »
Well said Junas.
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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #102 on: February 02, 2010, 12:47:47 AM »
Just got a book on statistics for the terrified.

I'm still terrified.
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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #103 on: February 03, 2010, 12:34:53 AM »
I just beat one off to the thought of Murray reading a book on statistics.

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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #104 on: February 04, 2010, 01:41:39 AM »


See also: aarrrgh.

I am in possession of one of the most boring books ever created.
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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #105 on: February 04, 2010, 02:34:10 AM »
You look SO EXCITED to have that book.
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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #106 on: February 04, 2010, 11:58:28 AM »
You look tired.


Finished reading Barry Trotter. Now I'm on On Chesil Beach by Ian McEwan (no relation before anyone asks).
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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #107 on: February 15, 2010, 12:46:20 AM »
Also, thinking on reading 'Lord of the Flies'. I have ran out of books now and with no money. Someone feel free to mail me a book, I promise I'll read it... unless it's like a porno or something insane.
Marking "no libraries" on the "to move or not to move to Britain" list.
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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #108 on: February 15, 2010, 12:30:34 PM »
I don't like borrowing books, I like the convenience of owning a book forever and not having time limits on it, but also people sometimes borrow books off me and vice versa.

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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #109 on: February 15, 2010, 03:46:26 PM »
People who own books don't let people "borrow" them. They give them, and then once they're finished they give them back.

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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #110 on: February 15, 2010, 05:20:16 PM »
Yeah, that is called borrowing. I let my friend James read Day of the Triffids, which he read and gave back within 2 weeks. Even when it was in his house, it was my possession and would be for 9 months.

Anything that has been left in your house for that period of time with the knowledge and consent of the original owner automatically becomes yours legally after 9 months. Although to make the court case sound, I'd make documentation or evidence of dates etc.

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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #111 on: February 15, 2010, 06:23:12 PM »
Remind me never to borrow anything off Brendan.

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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #112 on: February 15, 2010, 07:30:28 PM »
You look tired.


Finished reading Barry Trotter. Now I'm on On Chesil Beach by Ian McEwan (no relation before anyone asks).

Finished On Chesil Beach.
Read Mort.
Finished Mort last night.

Onto the hobbit.
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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #113 on: February 15, 2010, 07:41:35 PM »
Gus Hansen - Every Hand Revealed

Probably different to most other people's current reads ¬_¬

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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #114 on: February 15, 2010, 08:28:03 PM »
Decided to read Lord of the Flies, after all.

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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #115 on: February 15, 2010, 08:28:25 PM »
Decided to read Lord of the Flies, after all.
Good idea, they kill the fat kid.
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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #116 on: February 16, 2010, 12:35:57 AM »
Decided to read Lord of the Flies, after all.
Good idea, they kill the fat kid.

If you are right then you have spoiled it for me and I will ban you. NO MORE COMMENTING ON THIS BOOK.

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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #117 on: February 16, 2010, 08:05:11 PM »
They get stuck on an island!
"Don't freak out but scientists have just discovered that time doesn't exist."
"Wait when?"
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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #118 on: February 16, 2010, 08:23:14 PM »
WARNING: DO NOT READ THE SPOILER BRENDAN!
Spoiler for Hiden:
I want to see what Brendan does when he gets to the part where they do actually kill the fat kid.

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Re: What Are You Reading? Official Thread
« Reply #119 on: February 16, 2010, 09:21:14 PM »
why did we get rid of the spoiler tags?

And then there's the scene with the crazed man throwing stones at everyone